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davidlian is an ultra-geeky chinese dude that works for a technology PR agency. He loves fiddling with techno-toys, plays Warhammer 40K, and shoots pictures wherever he goes. Here, he rants about PR, Technology and anything else. Don't expect balance and un-biased, he ain't no journalist.
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Thursday, May 1, 2008

Tech Everywhere!

It's Labour Day today here in Malaysia and a good mate's wedding to boot. So, for a little cheer, here's a fun post with some pictures we took at Vincent's wedding (the rest were too embarassing to put up).

I call it: Tech Everywhere. And yes, that's me in an Afro.

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In case you missed the point, see what comes out of the Afro.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Ever wondered what Homer Simpson looks in real life?

Okay, this unToon has been going around for sometime and the bloke that does this over at http://pixeloo.blogspot.com does some really fine work.

The latest Jessica Rabbit unToon brings back fond memories. Still, my favourite is Homer:


Wednesday, April 23, 2008

I'm a 3rd Level True Neutral Cleric?

Found this on Erna's site. Something's gotta be wrong with this test.

Being an avid D&D player (or GM) I've always thought of myself as an Chaotic Good Wood Elf Ranger (22nd Level). How'd I end up just a 3rd Level Human Cleric? Come on!

Anyway, take the test. The questions are a laugh a minute. For example (and credit goes back to www.easydamus.com), one of the questions asked:

The following statement most accurately describes my athletic ability.

  • I was picked to play for a professional sports team.
  • When being picked for a team, I am always picked first when others know of my ability.
  • I have some athletic ability, but it isn't noteworthy.
  • When being picked for a team, I am always picked last when others know of my ability.
Guess which was my answer? ; )

---My Results---
I Am A: True Neutral Human Cleric (3rd Level)

Ability Scores:

Strength-10

Dexterity-11

Constitution-12

Intelligence-13

Wisdom-14

Charisma-16


Alignment:
True Neutral A true neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. He doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most true neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil after all, he would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, he's not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. Some true neutral characters, on the other hand, commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They see good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. They advocate the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run. True neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion. However, true neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it represents apathy, indifference, and a lack of conviction.


Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.


Class:
Clerics act as intermediaries between the earthly and the divine (or infernal) worlds. A good cleric helps those in need, while an evil cleric seeks to spread his patron's vision of evil across the world. All clerics can heal wounds and bring people back from the brink of death, and powerful clerics can even raise the dead. Likewise, all clerics have authority over undead creatures, and they can turn away or even destroy these creatures. Clerics are trained in the use of simple weapons, and can use all forms of armor and shields without penalty, since armor does not interfere with the casting of divine spells. In addition to his normal complement of spells, every cleric chooses to focus on two of his deity's domains. These domains grants the cleric special powers, and give him access to spells that he might otherwise never learn. A cleric's Wisdom score should be high, since this determines the maximum spell level that he can cast.


Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)